Apr 27, 2008

Bloken Ingrish

Okey, I'm just done with planning the squash training programme for Ipoh Swimming Club and I'm feeling really sucky now. I mean, why me? Of all people, why me!? It's already tough having to go college and coaching, and now. . . I'm the IT Club President?! Yea, it's not a hard job but sure there's extra work to be done. And why of all presidents, I have to be the one doing the Student Council's meeting minutes?! Arghh. . . now there's really loads of shit to type. Not to mention, I have to prepare some sort of proposal in managing Ipoh Swimming Club's squash facilities. Maybe I'm lucky, not. Anyway, to ease my stress on this Saturday midnight Sunday morning, I'm posting some weird yet bizarre yet funny yet . . . err . . . crappy engrish english from the site, engrish.com

Let's kick off with a welcome poster, the engrish way!


welcome-for-coming



watch your private

with-your-private



think twice

terminating-machine



pregnant and over 70 . . . and disabled

pregnant-woman-over-70



too harsh for my liking

harsh-brown



care for a piece loin king?

loin-king-3



yea, crap

fried-crap



where should one apply this?

eliminate-horniness




. . . speechless

beware




last but not least
































certified China product
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screw-taiwan

exra dosage of perfect english engrish available at engrish.com




implove yur engrish laaa . . .
fugu's pwigging
HAHA